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DORCAS MEADOWES DOES NOT HAVE A COCK.

(I hope.)

Name:
Padfoot
Birthdate:
16 December 1959
Location:
External Services:
  • istuffmypants@livejournal.com
I AM THE ESTEEMED AND ILLUSTRIOUS SIRIUS BLACK. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.

Currently accepting donations of oral sex, dungbombs and extra thimbles. See my personal assistant wormikins for details.
"she's a young 65!", abba alarm clocks, ambiguous sexual preferences!, annoying james, baiting the slytherins, batman, bay city rollers, being amazing, beleaguering snivellus, but the code!!, c'mon pull my cracker, chocolate thievery, christ i'm gorgeous, corrupting dear remus, david bowie, exclamation points!!, exposing myself, flirting with third years, glasgow handshakes, i must've been drunk, i write beautiful poetry, intelligent conversation is overrated, james broke the bed, james has stupid hair, james make him top, locking people in cupboards, loose cannon? me?, love comes in spurts?, marauding things, minerva is a fox, mistletoe, mmmm toes, moonypanties, mr. giggles hates you, my fantastic bulge, my future godson is hot, nosebleeds suck, not blunt knitting needles!, not chinese, outsmarting basically everyone, peter will never get laid, peter's doilies frighten me, peter's mum is hot, playing hide the leaflet, plotting things, poking moony's gimp foot, pouting at moony heh, prefecting is pointless, prongs, regulus is a cunt, shirtlifting things, snivelly hasn't got pubes, stubby fucking boardman, superior wanking skills, tackling people, taunting moony with truffles, the all-powerful puppy stare, toasted cheese! (?), transfiguring myself, transfiguring things, twuntcake, vodka and vodka, wanking in potions, watching james chase evans, when was there naked discoing?, wormtail

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